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The Needs of Human Pets

An Obsessive M/M Romance

The collar was an act. The obsession wasn't.

223 pages · Out July 1, 2025 · Free in Kindle Unlimited

Sawyer was zip-tying his hands together on the bridge when an unfairly pretty stranger asked who'd get his house after he jumped.

Twenty minutes later, Sawyer had a human pet—and a list of demands. The first one? "Name me."

Velvet throws tantrums in the grocery store, makes extraordinary messes, and follows Sawyer everywhere: to work, to the park, and into his bed. He's also the first person since the accident to flip up Sawyer's eye patch and call him handsome.

For the first time in his life, Sawyer has something to lose.

But one morning, Velvet is gone. In his place is a note: "You should have jumped."

Sawyer has never fought for anything in his life. Now he's learning the ways of a proper stalker: makeup over the scars, memorized schedules, a lie for the doorman. But the man he finds is nothing like the one who wore the collar. This version wears tailored suits, answers to a different name, and has no intention of being anyone's pet.

What you're in for

  • A 24/7 "pet" who is very much in charge
  • Scarred gentle giant × feral pretty menace
  • Collars, but make it emotional
  • Obsessive devotion, HEA guaranteed

What readers said

“Intense, slightly messed up, weird, and then by the end so sweet and lovely I was as obsessed as these two are with each other!”
— Amazon review
“I was questioning everyone's sanity, including my own…”
— Amazon review
Content warnings
  • An interrupted suicide attempt on the page (the opening chapter) and suicidal thoughts
  • grief over a beloved dog who died before the book begins
  • facial disfigurement and severe body-image struggles
  • sex (M/M)
  • stalking
  • a shooting and a gunshot wound
  • a threat of self-harm with a knife
  • childhood sexual abuse (recounted briefly, not on the page)
  • alcohol

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